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Anal Cunt.
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won't Rise Again
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
Valujet
You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
We Just Disagree
Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
Rich Goyette Is Gay
Branscombe Richmond
You Live In Allston
You Are A Good Food Critic
Just The Two Of Us
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You Drive An Iroc
You Play On A Softball Team
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
You Live In A Houseboat
Richard Butler
311 Sucks
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Reni Auberjonois
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Hootie And The Blowfish
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
Technology's Gay
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
I'm In Anal Cunt
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
You're in A Metal Band
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
Kill Women
Steroids Guy
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Trapped
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
You Fucking Break
Theme From Three Company
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Johnny Violent Getting His Ass Kicked By Morrisey
Metamorphosis
I'm Sick Of You
Howard Wulkan's Bald
You're A Trendy Fucking Pussy
Tom Arnold
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
Marc Payson Is A Drunk
Your Family Is Dumb
Furnace
You're Dumb
Van Full Of Retards
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
Dumb, Fat and Gross
I'm Not Stubborn
Mike Manan's Story
02657
Gloves Of Metal
Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Art Fag
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Anal Cunt totally have the greatest song titles in the world.
maybe even the best lyrics, too.
Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
The South Won't Rise Again
I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
All Our Fans Are Gay
Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay
You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
Hebosaurus
Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You Fucking Towelhead
If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay
Obviously Adopted
Walker, Texas Corpse
The Word Homophobic Is Gay
You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
Hogging Up The Holocaust
I'm Hitler
I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It
Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
You Rollerblading Faggot
I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
I Lit Your Baby On Fire
Body By Auschvitz
I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
Sweatshops Are Cool
Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
I Ate Your Horse
Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
I Fucked Your Wife
Into The Oven
I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
Dictators Are Cool
Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
Being Ignorant Is Awesome
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
Tim Is Gay
B.T./A.C.
I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women
Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
Valujet
You've Got No Friends
You Keep A Diary
You Own A Store
You Got Date Raped
Recycling Is Gay
You're A Cop
You Can't Shut Up
You've Got Cancer
We Just Disagree
Hungry Hungry Hippos
You Are An Interior Decorator
Pottery's Gay
Rich Goyette Is Gay
Branscombe Richmond
You Live In Allston
You Are A Good Food Critic
Just The Two Of Us
Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
You're Gay
You Look Adopted
Your Cousin Is George Lynch
You Have Goals
You Drive An Iroc
You Play On A Softball Team
Because You're Old
You Sell Cologne
Being A Cobbler Is Dumb
You Live In A Houseboat
Richard Butler
311 Sucks
Your Kid Is Deformed
You Are An Orphan
You're Old (Fuck You)
You Go To Art School
You're Best Friend Is You
You're In A Coma
Windchimes Are Gay
No, We Don't Want To Do A Split 7" With Your Stupid Fucking Band
Reni Auberjonois
Internet Is Gay
Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
Hootie And The Blowfish
You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay)
Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
Technology's Gay
Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp
I'm In Anal Cunt
You (Fill In The Blank)
Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
You're A Metal Band
Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
Kill Women
Steroids Guy
Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
I Noticed That You're Gay
Dead, Gay And Dropped
You Look Divorced
I Hope You Get Deported
Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
Trapped
You're A Fucking Cunt
Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
Bill Scott's Dumb
Harvey Korman Is Gay
You Fucking Break
Theme From Three Company
Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
Metamorphosis
I'm Sick Of You
Howard Wulkan's Bald
You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
Tom Arnold
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
Marc Payson Is A Drunk
Your Family Is Dumb
Furnace
You're Dumb
Van Full Of Retards
Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers
Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid
Dumb, Fat and Gross
I'm Not Stubborn
Mike Manan's Story
02657
Gloves Of Metal
Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
Art Fag
yup.
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[05 Apr 2004|08:05pm] |
bonjour my babies.
i have successfully created my new livejournal. well. brittany completed it. i love her.
anyway.
![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) _intensify
so add me.
(p.s carolyn. i know it's almost totally your email address. but the truth is... i thought of it way before you, yes. and. that is all.)
so have fun.
<3
[delete this account from your list]
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[30 Mar 2004|06:23am] |
do this
step 1: open your mp3 player.
step 2: put all of your music on random.
step 3: write down the first twenty songs it plays, no matter how embarrassing
1.theDecember Drive - 1426
2head automatica - brooklyn is burning
3mew - shespider
4deathcab for cutie - stradier footing
5blink 182 - here's your letter
6ima robot - sex symbols on parade
7franz ferdinand - the dark of the matinee
8the killers - jenny
9elliott - beijing
10the Blood Brothers - Denver Max
11modest mouse - wild pack of family dogs
12Moneen - how to live with the thoughts
13peaches - diddle my skittle
14bright calm blue - work to learn
15sondre lerche - it's over
16black eyes - yes, i confess
17the spill canvas - the tide
18emery - disguising mistakes with goodbyes
19horse the band - cutsman
20ima robot - what we are made from
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ok so i just wrote this HUGE entry and accidentally erased it all. fuck.
i'll try to sum it up:
went to newfoundland for spring break.
had a terrible time.
went to a party last night and got really trashed.
had a fun time.
gonna watch party monster this afternoon.
gonna be a good time.
i miss the following people:
Cassie
Emily
Allison
Brett
Fiona
Josh
that is all.
p.s im getting a throat infection.
p.s.s i'm making a new livejournal sometime soon, so add me, because it's the only way i'll add you back.
i'll keep anyone who cares updated with my new LJ.
p.s.s.s i need someone to help me with my new layout for my nre lj.
thanks<3
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[02 Mar 2004|07:15pm] |
mothafucka's.
today was boring. nothing special happened at all. nothing worth mention anyway.
i'll post sometime whem i have something interesting to say, <3
i'm so lame. i took this stupid quiz for no reason, but i got a really cute picture, eh?
( hehe... )
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this weekend was pretty cool.
i went to brittanys party on friday with Cassie and Emily, we saw brit, matt, shelly, kate, will, francis, some others i don't like much, and this really cool girl who's name i totally forget. anyway we got real smashed and the 3 of us took a cab to bens at 12 in the morning, then passed out. saturday i came home on the bus at 3 with a gram and a bottle of great white which cassie and i didn't drink. then i headed to sams where her and i drank the great white, and smoked up. we danced around sams room to From Autumn to Ashes for a while, then we took a bus to sackville and stumbled around for a few hours, then went back to sams and passed out. it was a good time.
when i arrived home on saturday before sams, i discovered that i got a package in the mail. it was from my AMAZING friend in michigan, Kelsey(idbreakintwo).
it included a necklace, which i never plan on taking off. and an awesome CD i've been listenin to.
thank you kelsey!!!
i need to send whitney and carolyn and kelsey stuff. i just need to get the money to make shit and buy nice things for them. those kids are the best.
goodnight el-jay.
<3
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[27 Feb 2004|12:30am] |
you are really _____.
you should _____.
we need to go _____.
after that we can _____.
remember that time we _____?
that was real _____.
maybe tomorrow we can _____.
you are my _____.
i _____ you!
signed your _____,
_____
p.s. _____.
stole this motha from jenn. please do it for me?!
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dfkjsdf
we're supposed to get a huge storm that is due to start any time now. more than 50 centmietres of snow. it's amazing.
so im spending the night at my AMAZING friend ( Cassie's ). it will be a marvelous time.
i'll update more later. because. i'm pressed on time, yep.
love for all<3
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i had a really shitty weekend.
some plans i kinda had didn't fall through so i'm a little bummed out.
i spent my whole weekend doing absolutely nothing at all. which was shit.
kljfdsafkdl
that's all i have to say for now.
and i have to thank my wonderfull friend Brittany for fixing up my LJ. i think it looks very pretty....
fdsfjdsf
<3
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lastnight there was a Semi-formal dance at my school
i took sam.
we went shopping before, and spend a bunch of money on clothing she made ME pick out for her.
she looked so cute:p
me on the other hand, not so...
haha
i'll have a bunch of pictures later from the day earlier that i spent with brett, emily, allison[<3.. i miss allison] and fiona.
i didn't take my camera to the dance though. it gets annoying to drag around.
i skipped my last two periods because we had a pep-rally, and brett bought everybody pizza to pay them back for eating their food all the time.
cassie didn't go to school, which was upsetting.
Katherine with a weird last name almost Killed us driving back to the school.
she was angry, and driving recklessly.
i'm just rambling now.
Brett made me an awesome CD in which he Categorized by music genre. i found that to be amusingly NOT CREATIVE AT ALL, but it's an amazing piece of work! brett listens to spastic music that makes you want to seizure, but it's just so good!
this is all for now.
p.s tommorow's V-day. stupid V-day.
p.s.s i might go to dahlens housw for the night.
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my computer at home is so slow, i can't even update my livejournal.
so sorry, for the time being i wont be able to update other than at my grannies house, friends houses, or school.
because i suck.
nothing interesting has happened anyway.
highlights of the weekend:
i saw catherine for the first time in FOREVER.
i got to see Dahlen.
went to the mall.
that's about it.
boring life in a boring town.
uh.
and i got a new ( shirt and tie )
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um um
so thursday night after xams i went to cassies house for the night.
emily came over too.
we watched seven, and we fell asleep during conan:/
friday we dyed my hair, and after i left i met up with andréa, and we went into dartmouth to get pierced.
i met sasha at the piercing place for the first time
she's really neat:]
after we got pierced, andréa and i went to the dartmouth bus terminal and met up with alex and Dahlen.
then we went and got dahlens car and picked up karley.
we drove around alot, and then we dropped andréa off at her house, and dahlen dropped me off at my house, drove karley and alex home, and drove back to my house. he kinda got a little lost, so i had to help him on the cell.
saturday morning when we woke up, we picked sam up, then picked krystal up and we drove to dartmouth.
we got AJ in dartmouth, as well as 5g's.
we drove to enfield and hung at dahlen's for a while.
then we got a drive to town and we went to the show.
the show was ok, oh god were pretty good, but people were in crappy moods, so i kinda got bummed out.
i got to see carolyn though, which was cool. and randee. i haven't seen them in a long time so it was nice.
so dahlen didn't come over for the night on saturday after the show, so i went to sam's and we got reallyy messed up and went to sleep.
i ket waking up and like, convulsing so i decided to sleep on the floor because i was restless on the bed.
it was not comfortable, but i was tired and burnt out, so the floor was good enough. although i woke up feeling like death.
anyway.
sunday we got movies, Headwig and the Angry Inch, and Jailbait.
both are pretty good.
anyone wanna watch em with me, i have them until next sunday.
and i'm so lonely. </3>
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[29 Jan 2004|08:44pm] |
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Today was spent with my
daytime girlfriend.
She is my sun, moon, stars, and sky. Without her there is no reason to live. When I wake up in the morning, I picture her breathing. Sometimes I picture that she is not, and I feel like I can't breathe. But then I picture her pretty face and have the strength to go on. Last night my dreams were wet with her sexy ass. Oh boy. I've gotta go!
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